All About Angels

Sarah, age 7:
"I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold."

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Gresham, age 5:
"Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it."

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Olivia, age 9:
"It's not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you go to heaven; then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes."

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Matthew, age 9:
"Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else."

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Addi, age 7
"My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science."

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Davis, age 8:
"Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!."

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Jackson, age 6:
"Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead."

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Daniel, age 9:
"When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado."

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Reagan, age 10:
"Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter."

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Sara, age 6:
"Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter."

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Natalie, age 8:
"All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it."

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Andrew, age 9:
"My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth."

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Miley, age 9:
"Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it."

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Zander, age 8:
"What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them."